Topic: Hopefully Humorous
How Many Members of the Bush Administration Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored
to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs
5. One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner:
Light Bulb Change Accomplished
7. One administration insider to resign and write a
book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in
the dark
8. One insider to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
Let's see, there's Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Libby, Armitage, Zoellick, Bolton and Rove. That about rounds it out.